So I’m in Ali-baba the other day which is a local falafel and shawarma joint which I have been going to for eight years. I get the falafel, that jerk Bryce gets the shawarma just to ruffle my feathers… Savage.
Anyway so I’m in there the other day and there is this guy ahead of me in line and he keeps telling the people behind the counter that if they hook him up right he will put their restaurant on his website. He says this over-and-over again while the staff tries to get his order together. He also says that he will leave a stack of cards at the cash, you know so people buying taboli can get the URL of this guys site so that they can see the Ali-Baba endorsement this guy is promising. The power of the Internet is more hummus.
So here is the guys card. The site is well… something.
For a really good time see the other side
Man, after writing this I think I’ll go get a falafel.

